Koh Phangan – Day 6 (23/12/11)
We arrived to Koh Phangan today after a quick one hour ferry
ride from Samui. The weather has been gorgeous today and our skin is leathery proof
of that!

We had a Survivor episode worthy experience getting to our resort when
the taxi boat driver decided to speed boat us through 2 meter waves straight
past our vila at Centara and on to a desolate beach further down in order to
earn a couple hundred more Baht. His ‘big’ taxi boat couldn’t pull up to the
shore so he shouted “out out” and we were forced to vault over the side into
waist deep water trying our darndest to keep the luggage dry. That was only the
beginning. We were legit dropped off in the middle of the jungle with one
obscure path along which we figured was our best option to wander down. A
couple locals in the area assured us that our resort was only 5 minutes down
the path...it wasn’t long before we made the connection that everything on
island time is 5 minutes! So we trudged along with our gigantic packs, weighing
a grand total of 75 kgs in the 30 dergree blasting heat wave, along sandy
beaches, up over rocky outcrops and through jungle forests in search of
Centara. We stumble on a happy little hippy colony called
The Sanctuary, which seemed like a totally self sufficient community
in the middle of nowheresville, not much unlike a scene from
The Beach (Update: We found out today
from a couple we met at dinner that the guy who wrote the script of the movie
(The Beach) did in fact base his writing on his time in this exact village,
when he first came upon it!! No wonder all three of us recognized the parallels
between the scene we just saw here and the ones we remembered from the big screen).
We kept moving on, so as not to be those innocent travelers who spoil the
tranquility of the beach. A half an hour later we crossed a rickety wood
planked pathway over the ocean to reach Centara, a precious gem of a resort and
the slog was indeed worth it! (Well a cheaper water taxi straight to our beach
might have topped the cake but we were just happy to finally reach our very own
brilliant villa).

After cooling off with a lemonade and a cool rose scented towelette,
Jenny, yet to be determined if this is he or she, helped us to settle in to our
spacious home on the hill overlooking the sea. We spent the rest of the day
unwinding poolside with the waves crashing against the shore just a few meters
away. We filled up on dinner at Bamboo Hut which was set way up on the rocks
overlooking the beautiful beach below. We are all settled in and waiting for
Christmas to come!
Koh Phangan – Day 7 (24/12/11)
Today has been a relaxingly slow kind of day as the sky has
been mostly overcast with a few little sprinkles of showers. Still warm enough
to lay under our cabana by the pool and sip on bevys all day long as we read
some pages. Sabi’s drink was so strong just the fumes burnt her nose hairs
#delightful.

We wandered through the jungle trail this morning back to
Bamboo Hut on the rocks for a most delectable outdoor brekkie overlooking the
ocean and then continued along a winding path into the jungle.


What do you
suppose we would find but a muay thai boxing ring high atop a cliff with ocean views and a faint sound of techno beats carried in the breeze. We wandered
even further following the sound until we reached
The Sanctuary. There were
much less people around the commune this morning and some locals had mentioned
that there was a big dance party still heating up from the night before. So our
curiosity kept us following the music further back into the village until we
reached Guy’s Bar where everyone was tranced out and dancing, or rather shaking
a hip and waving a rubber arm in the air. I guess you loss a bit of umph after
24hrs straight (it was coming on noon!). We decided that although it would have been entertaining to sit
and stare, it wasn’t really our scene and hiked back towards the resort. We
were almost completely dried off, only a short distance from our destination
when a gigantic tidal wave washed up the rickety wooden plank we were on and
almost swept us right out to sea. Sopping wet, we said a little prayer for our
cameras and then trodded back to the resort where we are now lounged out
watching the waves crash against the beach (much preferred to crashing against
us).
The fresh fruit smoothies are so yum and just seem to be the perfect
accessory to a bikini and tan. Today is Christmas Eve and we are going to get
all dressed up this evening for festive feast on the rocks...again! Can you
tell it’s our fav foodie spot here?! We wish we had our matching family jams to
cozy up in tonight and will be thinking of everyone back home getting festive
tonight. Hope you are all enjoying the company of great friends and family on
this merry merry Christmas Eve.
Koh Phangan – Day 8 (25/12/11)
Today is Christmas!! It`s not quite the same without our
wonderful family surrounding us, but at least we have Briners! The waves are
HUGE today and have swallowed the beach whole. All the locals have sand bagged
up the shops in prep for a very windy day. The taxi boat isn`t running anymore
because of the swell, so Dave spent the morning organizing new arrangements for
our exit strategy tomorrow. We will be taking a 4x4 out of here, over the
mountain back to the ferry pier. We were told that the only way to the resort
is by boat so I`m interested to see how this exit strategy will turn out. But I
think it`s more hopeful than by longboat...seeing as the people we watched
leave yesterday we bouncing around in the current like a beach ball...with all
their luggage in tow and no life jacket!! `We decided to skip out on the full
moon party tonight as we would have to face the treacherous sea to get there
and decided that worshiping the moon wasn`t worth risking a life. The ocean is
angry...maybe it made Santa`s naughty list this year and only received a lump
of coal this morning...I bet that`s it. As a result, we can`t get to our fav
restaurant because we would have to walk across some rocky outcrops that are
now well and truly submerged...but we did luck out on this merry holiday
because the restaurant beside us is hosting a free festive buffet, so we are
going to hitch our cart to their wagon tonight.

Until then I am heading out for
a massage by the sea. What better way to unwind on Christmas then to bliss out
at the spa.
Merry Christmas to you all from our villa to yours!
Xo Tegs